What if a black girl knew that she need not to bleach her skin because she's a spoon of chocolate with the colour of strength and pride.
Scenic from inside out.
The rib of an African king.
What if a black girl knew....✍️🔮🌻💛
As E dey pain them, E dey sweet us 😁
Na wah oooo.
Last week I was broke. Payments expected for jobs done didn't come in time, so I needed some cash to meet up my running expenses especially for the home front pending the payments.
My wife was sympathetic and offered to help. She used N20K of her own to buy little foodstuffs for the house and gave me N10K cash to hold body.
"Dear" she said " Na borrow I borrow you ooo."
"No problem. Thanks" I said.
"N30k in all oooo" she emphasized.
Two days ago, one of the payments expected came in and I was relived briefly.
To appreciate her, I took her out yesterday to a restaurant spending close to N36k on a three course meal and red wine.
We had a great time. She confessed that she enjoyed the outing. I was happy that I made her happy.
On our way back, she suggested that we buy things for the children. I spent precisely N48k buying things for the children and another N22k to buy a beautiful gown for her.
When we got home, I gave her the monthly house allowance of N100k and I was left with little money that will see me through running my business while waiting for the next payment.
Today, I returned home to meet my wife in the kitchen sweating. She was busy frying, boiling, stacking and generally stocking the kitchen. Obviously, she just returned from the market.
She welcome me with a tight hug and thanked me for being a great father and a caring husband.
Then, she added " Dear, don't forget my N30k ooo"
"Which N30k?" I asked.
She reminded me.
The truth is that I didn't forget but didn't deem it necessary to return the money, since I'm spending most of my money on her and the children.
"Ehn, what of the money I've spent on you so far, is it not more than N30k?" I reasoned.
"Oh! So, na offence to help you, shey? she querried.
"Who said that?" I countered.
"You of course" she answered. "So, because you're owing me N30K you will not buy things for me again?
"But why didn't you remind me of the N30K before I started spending on you?"
Nah the matter we dey drag now. Please, help judge the matter. Thanks.
HOW MY SURPRISED ROMANCE PUT ME IN TROUBLE! 😭😭😭😭
This new neigbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss to the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent developement, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'Chimmmooo!!!!! So you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
Before i could say jack, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.
'Uju i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.
I was chasing Uju with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neigbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them....
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Now, my wifes family and i, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from a Pastor.
See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble
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