Mum: Aboki how far, how much is your meat?

Aboki: Madam, that one wey u carry so na 10,000

Mum: Kilode, for meat wey God give us freely

Aboki: Oya madam, I go do ham for u 8,000 last.

Mum: Aboki boki, Aboliki my son.

Aboki smiles

Mum: Oya do ham for me 3,500.

Aboki: Wallahi madam me I no see ham buy like that.

Mum: Omo daadaa ni e [you are a good boy]. Aboki, you go marry my daughter.

Aboki shrugs

Aboki: Okay madam, bring money.

Mum throws the meat up and catches

Mum: Aboki this meat no get weight o, I go give u 1,200.

Aboki: 👇👇👇