Slim girl: can you help me with 2k please?🥺

Me: no, I don't have. Go away🚶🏻‍♂️

Average girl: can you help me with 2k please?🥺

Me: uhmm..I don't really have..but wait I'll see what I can do 😏

Thick girl with big bress: Can you help me with...

Me: Say no more 📲💲