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1. During harmattan seasons,when u shake hands with some people u start wondering whether they walk wit their palm๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
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2 A girl will wear Pad, wear Pant, wear Tight, add Jean trouser nd stil Cross Legs... Sister how Air wan tak enter de CPU๐
3. If you haven't seen your period yet , don't worry ๐, it could be network problem ๐๐๐๐.
4. Girls that liked us in Secondary School were the realest ๐ช. No car, No career๐. Just Ironed Uniform, football Skills and Coconut head ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
5. I brought my Bicycle to repair de chain nd de guy is telling me dat de Radiator has stop..๐๐ฟโโ๏ธLazy youth
6. Am not too good in cooking but at least I know kettle is used for fraying meat๐๐
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7. When phamotee spoil something
my mom *shouts at me*
When my mom spoils something
Her: *this thing is fake*๐
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8. If you're ugly, you're ugly!! There's nothing like inner beauty. Have you seen short people walking around saying they have inner height?
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9. That moment your teacher is letting know that*
*he/she wonโt be available tomorrow*
*And you be like :No why ma?*
*But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobodyโs business*๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
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10. I just finished eating shawama and want to trow the rap away
But non of my neighbor is close to the waste basket
Me troway this thing, I will wait till tomorrow they must see this nylon๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
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11. This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for 1million naira,can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now, i can exchange them with bread and
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12..Wedding ring ๐ is the smallest handcuff ever made so think deep, choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely to avoid prison break ๐ ๐๐๐
I just say make i update you small
13. Those girls doing shakara with ordinary two breast, Dog that has 8